I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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I don’t like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it’s the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they’re pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
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It’s something I’ve always kicked around, not doing the eBook but the Rich Man, Poor Man thing.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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California is like the hot blond high school chick who’s been getting by on her looks, but now she’s 45 and falling apart.
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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
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They advertise the bejeeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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