Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
ADAM CAROLLAWhen you do television, there’s more to do, and when you do new television, there’s a lot more to do, especially when you don’t have partner. I miss not having that person.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
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I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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We never pick up a brush and stand in front of our own easel.
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Telling them to stop isn’t going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
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Rich people don’t pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes – they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn’t pay taxes.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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