I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
ADAM CAROLLAIf women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
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I’d be at someone’s house or be up on the roof all day and I’d get lonely – stir crazy – and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life.
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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
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Lets not focus on saving a nickel… lets focus on making a buck.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can’t just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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I don’t know anything about computers.
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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