When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
ADAM CAROLLAThe pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like – there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.
More Adam Carolla Quotes
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You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
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You’re 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don’t have to kill yourself, you’re just waiting.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
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What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers.
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I know everything because I know nothing.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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Maybe I’m delusional but I’m usually funny. It’s not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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If you’re a guy, you have absolutely no idea what’s going on at any time in the relationship, ever.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
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