I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
ADAM CAROLLAHe doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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I am semi-ambivalent about being on camera – sort of low-key. I don’t like being on camera stuff that much.
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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
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A lot of people would say, to be truthful is to tell all, every dalliance, every crisis. They might be right on paper, but in practice, it’s not a great way to go.
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Being a poor reader was enough to make me not want to do that type of formatted show
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I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
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