Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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