The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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