“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.”

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

All right, then, I’ll go to hell.

Courage is not the absence of fear. Courage is the ability to act effectively, in spite of fear.

To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion.

Shame is a tool of oppression and dehumanization. I don’t believe shame will ever be an effective social just tool. ⁣

Only those who have already experienced a revolution within themselves can reach out effectively to help others.

Creativity allows people to be effective.

The business schools reward difficult complex behavior more than simple behavior, but simple behavior is more effective.

I think that more flow of information, the ability to stay connected to more people makes people more effective as people.