Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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