I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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