Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
ANDY ROONEY
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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