Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
ANDY ROONEYEveryone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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