The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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