I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
ANDY ROONEYIt isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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