More from Andy Rooney
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
Andy RooneyAndy Rooney
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William FaulknerWilliam Faulkner This war differs from other wars, in this particular. We are not fighting armies but a hostile people, and must make old and young, rich and poor, feel the hard hand of war.
William Tecumseh ShermanWilliam Tecumseh Sherman I think what’s hard for me is not that I don’t get downtime to chill, it’s that I don’t get time to make music.
MitskiMitski Pop artists work really hard, and they might not work for the same things that indie artists do, but they’re still musicians, and they’re still making art.
MitskiMitski When you love someone and care about them, you want what’s best for them, and it’s always the hardest thing to realize maybe you aren’t what’s best for them, how hard you try.
MitskiMitski If love means anything at all it means extending your hand to the unlovable.
Quentin CrispQuentin Crisp If you are willing to do only what’s easy, life will be hard. But if you are willing to do what’s hard, life will be easy.
T. Harv EkerT. Harv Eker I used to think I was hitting a draw at times, and the ball was still curving to the right! I still prefer to play a little fade, but I’ve had to recalibrate my visuals.
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