You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
ANDY ROONEYIt isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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