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Mark Twain Quote - Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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