Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAINGet your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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