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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.

Bill Maher

In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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Government Hospital Party Politics Profit Socialism
The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Death Fact Kind Live Man Plain Religion
The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Answer Food Health Sick
Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Game Injustice Rival Sport Unfair Yourself
Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Break Home Right Shoot Trade Yourself
I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Police Religious Reminder Understand
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Big Ideas Myself Woman
The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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Friendship Ideas Lover Man Treat Woman Yourself
During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time to sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressing problems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Book Coffee Company Depression Fight History People Reading Time Tough
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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Death Move Myself Suicide Traffic
To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.

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