Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
AMBROSE BIERCEAborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
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Prescription: A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Optimism – the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
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Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don’t know.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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