A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
AMBROSE BIERCEMad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
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To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills.
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Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
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Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one’s neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.
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