Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
AMBROSE BIERCEMad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
More Ambrose Bierce Quotes
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You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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Wine, madam, is God’s next best gift to man.
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Accordion, n. An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
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