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Ambrose Bierce Quote - A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

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Believe Divine Need Neighbor Religion Spiritual
Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Business Cheating Complete Steal Success
Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
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Body Fortune Goodness Purity Uncomfortable
Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Death End Estate Himself
Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.
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Box Defend Democracy Stage
True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Man Philosophy True Woman
The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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Country Development Engagement Existence People Strife
There are two instruments worse than a clarinet – two clarinets.
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Instrument Worst
IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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Fact Imagination Lying Poet
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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Arrangement Classification Ignorance Knowledge Small
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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