Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
AMBROSE BIERCEAmbition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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Don’t steal; thou’lt never thus compete successfully in business. Cheat.
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Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Fear has no brains; it is an idiot.
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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Perseverance – a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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