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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

Lily Tomlin

If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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