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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

Lily Tomlin

Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone

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