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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

Lily Tomlin

But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Impossible Myself News Reading
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry

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