There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
SPIKE MILLIGANThere are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
SPIKE MILLIGANI told you I was sick.
SPIKE MILLIGANI told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
SPIKE MILLIGANAre you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
SPIKE MILLIGANIt was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
SPIKE MILLIGANThere is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
SPIKE MILLIGANNever return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
SPIKE MILLIGANListen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
SPIKE MILLIGANI can speak Esperanto like a native.
SPIKE MILLIGANMoney can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
SPIKE MILLIGANWe were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
SPIKE MILLIGANIn the human race today, you came last.
SPIKE MILLIGANMy Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
SPIKE MILLIGANIs there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
SPIKE MILLIGANIts all in the mind, you know.
SPIKE MILLIGANI have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
SPIKE MILLIGAN