God made night, But man made darkness.
SPIKE MILLIGANAll I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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