This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
SPIKE MILLIGANI thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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