It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
SPIKE MILLIGANI thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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