There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
SPIKE MILLIGANI thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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I told you I was sick.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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