If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
SPIKE MILLIGANA sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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I told you I was sick.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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