In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
NORM MACDONALDIn estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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