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Steven Wright

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
STEVEN WRIGHT

Inspirational Motivational Struggle Way Wrong Yourself
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
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Death Funny Success Yourself
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery’s dead?
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Control Death Game Yourself
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, “Didn’t you see the stop sign?” I said, “Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read”
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Believe Funny Myself Police Reading See Stop Time
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, ‘The whole time.
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Funny Herself Myself Night Time Walk
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
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Deep Funny Live Nature Ocean
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
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Believe Funny Himself Man Stars Touch
I wish the first word I ever said was the word “quote”, so right before I die I could say “unquote”.
STEVEN WRIGHT

Death Myself Quote Right Talk Word
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
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Country Funny Nation People
All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.
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Believe Funny Hands Myself Science Yourself
I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.
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Book Funny Myself Writing
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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Experience Need Yourself
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
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Forest Funny Himself Man Nature Woman Wrong
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.
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Age Anxiety Funny Myself Time
I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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Food Funny Myself Service Time
When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.
STEVEN WRIGHT

Education Funny Myself Perfection Practice Stop Teacher

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