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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.

Spike Milligan

Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
SPIKE MILLIGAN

Animal Education Funny Start
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Funny Heart Love Nation Patriot Yourself
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Born Death Myself People

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