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I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.

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I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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Memories Myself Past Thinking
When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.
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There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, “Didn’t you see the stop sign?” I said, “Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read”
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