Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
MARK TWAINThe secret to getting ahead is getting started.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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