Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
MARK TWAINOf all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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