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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Will Rogers

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
WILL ROGERS

Finding Life Rush Save Time
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Business Planning Vision
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS

Applaud Hero Sit
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERS

Awful Corruption Interest People
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERS

Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

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