An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSWorrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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