You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
WILL ROGERSYou must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
WILL ROGERSNever slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSAn onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSGet someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERSI never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERSI belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERSThe farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERSBe thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
WILL ROGERSEverything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERSToo many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
WILL ROGERSIt is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
WILL ROGERSA man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERSThe road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERSI love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERSMake crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERSThere are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERS