Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
WILL ROGERSAdvertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
WILL ROGERSIf there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERSCommon sense ain’t common.
WILL ROGERSYou know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
WILL ROGERSThe farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERSWhen you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
WILL ROGERSEven if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERSDiplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERSThe more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
WILL ROGERSNever slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSYou must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
WILL ROGERSAlways drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSGet someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERSIt’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERSThe only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERS