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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Will Rogers

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Birthday Experience Old Wait Worth
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch

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