On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERSOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERSAlways drink upstream from the herd.
WILL ROGERSWe always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
WILL ROGERSIf you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
WILL ROGERSHalf our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
WILL ROGERSIf Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
WILL ROGERSThe road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERSThere are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
WILL ROGERSEverything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERSThe worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
WILL ROGERSIf you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
WILL ROGERSAn onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSThere is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERSNever miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERSToo many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
WILL ROGERSWhen you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
WILL ROGERS