Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERSThe more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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