Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERSThe more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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