Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
WILL ROGERSThe more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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