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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Will Rogers

Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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Debt Due never Pay Worry
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
Always drink upstream from the herd.
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Drink Funny Leadership
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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Chair Deserve Funny High Five Face People
You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Advance Civilization Kill War

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