An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSI never met a man I didn’t like.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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