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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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Government Pay Thankful
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Greatness Judgment Man Missing
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble

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