You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERSMake crime pay. Become a lawyer.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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