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Will Rogers

It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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Business Cost Count Man Pay
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
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Break Hear Horse People Smart
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Chance Impression Inspirational Life
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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Country Office Politics
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Death Difference Government Meet Tax Time
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Farmer Optimistic
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

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