The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSMake crime pay. Become a lawyer.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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