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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Education Man Stupidity
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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Believe Inspirational Love Success Want
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need

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