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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
Work to make a living; serve to make a life.
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Life Live Serve Work
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Inspirational Right Sit Track
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse

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