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Will Rogers

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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Politics Truth
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Experience Happen Hard Time Inspirational
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Failure Formula Guarantee Please Try
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Chance Insult One Liner Shut Up
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Blow Carry Far Horn Sound

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