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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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