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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Deep Different Ignorance One Liner Reality Subject
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Die Dog Heaven Want
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Art Diplomacy Finding Rock
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
Common sense ain’t common.
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Common Sense Funny One Liner
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Fruit Hard Time Inspirational Struggle
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
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Dog Politics Reason
The more ignorant you are, the quicker you fight.
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Fight Ignorant Quick
I never met a man I didn’t like.
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Man Meet never One Liner
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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Fact Government Joke Report Watch
A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money

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