Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERSYou must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the president?’
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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