You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
WILL ROGERSYou know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
WILL ROGERSEverything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERSNever let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERSThe trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSPeople who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
WILL ROGERSWe will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERSThere is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
WILL ROGERSI never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERSWhen I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERSWork to make a living; serve to make a life.
WILL ROGERSYou can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERSWe always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
WILL ROGERSThe worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
WILL ROGERSDon’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
WILL ROGERSYou’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS