We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
WILL ROGERSWe always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
WILL ROGERSWe will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERSThe road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERSOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERSDiplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERSThere are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
WILL ROGERSThe trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSNo man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERSNever miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERSThe only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERSThe best way out of a difficulty is through it.
WILL ROGERSBuy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
WILL ROGERSYou can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERSThere are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
WILL ROGERSEverything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS