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Will Rogers

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Finding Life Rush Save Time
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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Advice Deep Finding Hole Quit
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS

Education Man Stupidity
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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Joke Pratical Trouble
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
WILL ROGERS

Politics Truth
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS

History Inspirational Let Go Past
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Crime Lawyer One Liner Pay
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
WILL ROGERS

Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERS

Death Grandfather Peace Scream Sleep
You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
WILL ROGERS

Greatness Judgment Man Missing
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS

Change Comedy People Politics Serious
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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Belong Democracy Organization Party Politics
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
WILL ROGERS

Philosophy Trouble

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