What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERSI love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Common sense ain’t common.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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