We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERSWe can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERSEverybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERSNever slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSMake crime pay. Become a lawyer.
WILL ROGERSThe trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSThe man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
WILL ROGERSThe road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
WILL ROGERSEven if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERSThere is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERSSometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
WILL ROGERSAn onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSGood judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERSIf you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
WILL ROGERSThe best way out of a difficulty is through it.
WILL ROGERSThe only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERSIf Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
WILL ROGERS