No man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERSNo man is great if he thinks he is.
WILL ROGERSThe worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
WILL ROGERSEverybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERSLive in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERSWhen I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
WILL ROGERSYou never get a second chance to make a first impression.
WILL ROGERSThe man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.
WILL ROGERSI love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
WILL ROGERSWe always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
WILL ROGERSOn account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
WILL ROGERSDemocrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
WILL ROGERSWhat the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
WILL ROGERSThe only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
WILL ROGERSThe trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
WILL ROGERSI never met a man I didn’t like.
WILL ROGERSAdvertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
WILL ROGERS