We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
WILL ROGERSDo the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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