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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.

Will Rogers

We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Learning Men Observation Reading Stupidity
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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Argument Change Mind Observation People
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
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Funny Humor Theory Woman
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Chance Impression Inspirational Life
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Business Experience Inspirational Judgment
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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Applaud Hero Sit
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Government Match Men Play
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Inspirational Life Serious Work Hard
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
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Cry Laugh Onion People Vegetable
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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Civilization Learning Recognize Rights True

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