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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Will Rogers

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Chance Impression Inspirational Life
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Mess Stupidity Trouble
Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Politics Reason Vote
Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.
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Buy Land Stuff
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Awful Corruption Interest People
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.
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Advertisement Amount Improvement Money
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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Buy Earn Human Nature Impress Money People
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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Chew Funny Man Slap Tabacoo
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Admit Observe Party Politics Worse
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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Motivational Park Road Space Success
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Philosophy Trouble
Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Buy Gamble Save Sell Stock Market
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Change Comedy People Politics Serious
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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History Inspirational Let Go Past
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
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Funny Happen Hard Time Tragedy

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