Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERSThe trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.
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Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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