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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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Fools Money
No man is great if he thinks he is.
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Greatness Man One Liner
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Account Democracy Government Nation People
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Difficult Hard Time Inspirational One Liner
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that’s an alibi for my ignorance.
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Ignorance Newspaper Reading
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Clean Country Mind Need
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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Community Ideas Prohibition Work
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Ashame Gossip Live Parrot Sell
We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Election Man Politics Unfortunate
There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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