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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

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Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
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The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to impress people they don’t like.
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
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I never met a man I didn’t like.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
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Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.
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A fool and his money are soon elected.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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