Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
W. C. FIELDSSex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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