I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. FIELDSChildren should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I drink therefore I am.
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Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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