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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.

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Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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Alcohol Money Myself Wild Woman
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Start
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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Easy Time Yourself
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Food Funny
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Worth Wrong
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Control Food Myself Strong
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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Ambitious Myself Tree

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.

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