A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. FIELDSAh, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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I never eat before breakfast.
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Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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I drink therefore I am.
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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