When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
W. C. FIELDSAh, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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