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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality
I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Man Pain Woman
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
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Better Sex Worst
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Trust Yourself
I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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Alcohol Myself
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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Marriage Night Survive Woman
Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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Easy Time Yourself
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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Alcohol Myself
You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Enough Fools Live People Time Yourself
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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