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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

W. C. Fields

If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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Need Quit Stupidity Time
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Myself Vote
I drink therefore I am.
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Instagram Captions Myself One Liner
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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Togetherness Travel
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Life Myself Young
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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Ambitious Myself Tree
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Animal Bad Children Hate
There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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Children Parents Tough
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Control Food Myself Strong
I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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Children Food Myself
I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Destroy Myself See

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

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