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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

W. C. Fields

I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
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Better Sex Worst
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Drive Grateful Myself Reason
The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Himself Mom
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Animal Food
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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Gift Ignorance Peace Prayer Wisdom
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Improvement Myself
If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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Need Quit Stupidity Time

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

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