I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
W. C. FIELDSI always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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I drink therefore I am.
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When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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I must have a drink of breakfast.
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You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.
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I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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