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If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.
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Care Husband Wife
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Man Pain Woman
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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Doctor Togetherness
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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Ambitious Myself Tree
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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Togetherness Travel
My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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Doctor Force Myself
I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Destroy Myself See
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Fools Inspirational Quit Success Yourself
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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Alcohol Myself
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself

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