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Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.

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Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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Expectation Herself Life Man Woman Yourself
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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Alcohol Myself
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Wake Up Yourself
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Appearance Help People Sex Ugly
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Control Food Myself Strong
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself
The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Himself Mom
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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Friendship Life Marriage Necessary Old Relationship
Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Man Pain Woman
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Night Time Wonderful
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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Beautiful Experience Life
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Life Myself Young

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