I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
W. C. FIELDSI didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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