I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
W. C. FIELDSI didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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I never eat before breakfast.
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Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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