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It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.

W. C. Fields

I drink therefore I am.
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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Goodness Lost Myself Night Thankful
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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Doctor Togetherness
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Destroy Myself See
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.
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Funny Home Start Time
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Start
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Trust Yourself
Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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Easy Time Yourself
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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