I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. FIELDSIf I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, You can’t cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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I must have a drink of breakfast.
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