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I never met a kid I liked.

W. C. Fields

I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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Myself Religion Time
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Father Myself Prison
Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Heart Live Worry Yourself
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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Food Live Lost Struggle Travel
I never met a kid I liked.
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Children Myself One Liner
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Night Time Wonderful
You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Enough Fools Live People Time Yourself
I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Fools Inspirational Quit Success Yourself
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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Alcohol Myself
I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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Children Food Myself

I never met a kid I liked.

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