Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
W. C. FIELDSSex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
W. C. FIELDSI personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
W. C. FIELDSPrayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
W. C. FIELDSI don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
W. C. FIELDSThe nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
W. C. FIELDSA rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. FIELDSI like children. If they’re properly cooked.
W. C. FIELDSStart every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. FIELDSI never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
W. C. FIELDSNo doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
W. C. FIELDSTake me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
W. C. FIELDSAnyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
W. C. FIELDSNow don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
W. C. FIELDSYou can’t cheat an honest man.
W. C. FIELDSPhiladelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
W. C. FIELDSI cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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