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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

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Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, You can’t cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!
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I never eat before breakfast.
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Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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You can’t cheat an honest man.
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