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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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Animal Breathe
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Himself Mom
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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Alcohol Money Myself Wild Woman
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Trust Yourself
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Choice Inspirational Yourself
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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Expectation Herself Life Man Woman Yourself
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Food Home
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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Deep Reality Tragedy
Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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Death Necessary Sex Yourself
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine

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