More from Tim Allen
I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it’s one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they’re going to want something from me I can’t give, or they’re going to hurt me.
Tim AllenTim Allen I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
Tim AllenTim Allen The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
Tim AllenTim Allen In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
Tim AllenTim Allen In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
Tim AllenTim Allen Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
Tim AllenTim Allen I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.
Tim AllenTim Allen I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
Tim AllenTim Allen For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
Tim AllenTim Allen Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
Tim AllenTim Allen But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
Tim AllenTim Allen To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
Tim AllenTim Allen I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
Tim AllenTim Allen My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
Tim AllenTim Allen I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
Tim AllenTim Allen I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
Tim AllenTim Allen
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Heba NazarHeba Nazar To love something, someone. You don’t need to own them.
Sonika MSonika M When you miss someone, you realize their worth and your faith.
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Jonny OxJonny Ox Every little part of your soul was made to shine.
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Happiness finds you when your means to control is out of the spotlight.
Rachel WolchinRachel Wolchin Luck is of little moment to the great general, for it is under the control of his intellect and his judgment.
LivyLivy My mother was extremely controlled, sort of flawless. And I always tend to be a bit more hippie.
Vera WangVera Wang I felt impotent and out of control, which I really, really hate. I had to find sanctuary in a place where I could gather my thoughts and regain my strength.
CherCher You make yourself what you are. You have control of your own destiny.
Brad PittBrad Pitt If Zizou kept his temper, he would not be the genius that he is.
Zinedine ZidaneZinedine Zidane When all your desires are distilled; You will cast just two votes: To love more, And be happy.
HafezHafez Self-reverence, self-knowledge, self-control; these three alone lead one to sovereign power.
Alfred Lord TennysonAlfred Lord Tennyson