I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
STEVEN WRIGHTSupport bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
More Steven Wright Quotes
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Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
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I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
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If Dracula can’t see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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Clones are people two.
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I installed a skylight in my apartment, the people who live above me are furious!
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If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
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Always remember your unique, just like everyone else.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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I wish the first word I ever said was the word “quote”, so right before I die I could say “unquote”.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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How do you get off a non-stop flight?
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