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I wish the first word I ever said was the word “quote”, so right before I die I could say “unquote”.

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I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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Clones are people two.
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When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
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How come abbreviated is such a long word?
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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I installed a skylight in my apartment, the people who live above me are furious!
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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
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