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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

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Half the people you know are below average.
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Clones are people two.
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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How come abbreviated is such a long word?
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All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.
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Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’
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How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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Memories Myself Past Thinking
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
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Deep Funny Live Nature Ocean
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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Discipline Funny Himself Person Time
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, “Didn’t you see the stop sign?” I said, “Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read”
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Believe Funny Myself Police Reading See Stop Time
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.
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Animal Dog Himself Myself Return
You know when you’re sitting on a chair and you lean back so you’re just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.
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