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Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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Funny Mathematics People Trouble
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety.
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Drive Learning Yourself
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, “Didn’t you see the stop sign?” I said, “Yeah, but I don’t believe everything I read”
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Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery’s dead?
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Control Death Game Yourself
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
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Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
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