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My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it’s unbelievably clear.

Steven Wright

In my house there’s this light switch that doesn’t do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said ‘cut it out’
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Call Herself Home Light Myself Phone Woman
If Dracula can’t see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
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Hairs Himself Mirror Reflection See
Clones are people two.
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One Liner People
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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Distance Time Walk Yourself
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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Experience Need Yourself
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
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Forget Myself Right Thinking Time
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
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Flight Leaving One Liner Yourself
My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it’s unbelievably clear.
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Attention Believe Himself Myself Sick
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
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Believe Funny Himself Man Stars Touch
I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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Food Funny Myself Service Time
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
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Funny Literature Word
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
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Bacteria Culture People
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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Discipline Funny Himself Person Time
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Eat Food Funny Human
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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Idiot Ocean Stand Wait
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Appearance Funny Hairs Stick

My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it’s unbelievably clear.

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