Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
STEVE MARTINThe banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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