I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTINThe banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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