You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
STEVE MARTINThe banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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