Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
STEVE MARTINThe banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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