I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
STEVE MARTINThe banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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