Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
STEVE MARTINThe banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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